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Top Ten Show Ideas the WB passed on before approving the Loonatics

10. The REAL Real World: One hour show of some old fat guy watching “Friends” reruns, picking his teeth, and scratching his butt.

9. Feces: A docudrama that focuses on the feces of different species each week.

8. Osama and Friends: Think of a Bob Hope special except everyone is wearing a turban and trying to kill everybody too.

7. Garbage: Not a look into American culture through its City Dumps, but a 30 minute video of some guy’s garbage can.

6. Ticker: You know that ticker thing that’s at the bottom of every News show now? You got it!

5. Man Sleeping: Inspired by the hit “Sleep” by Andy Warhol, a man sleeps for an hour every week for your entertainment pleasure!

4. SEX: The complex sex lives of sponges are explored in this gripping docudrama!

3. BEN: For a full hour, no commercials, every week Ben Affleck tells America how great an actor he is.

2. Sandy Beaches: Stevie Wonder lends his talent to count the grains of sand on a Beach in New Jersey!

1. The Priest and Sons: Uhhh … you don’t want to know.